Dear Lew Rockwell, in the Name of God, go Fuck Yourself with a Mammoth Unlubricated Studded Metal Brick propelled by a 1000 HP engine in the Motherfucking Ass.
I give you the reason why you must go Fuck Yourself so Very Good and Very Hard (Emphasis Mine):
Posted by David Kramer on September 7, 2012 03:30 PM
Statement issued by Gary Johnson on the tenth anniversary of the false flag attack on the United States sheeple:
“As we all pause this weekend to remember the events of September 11, 2001, our thoughts are with those who lost their lives, those who saved so many lives, and a nation that showed its greatness in countless ways. 9/11 and the days after were a time when ordinary Americans did extraordinary things. Our thoughts and our gratitude are also with the amazing men and women of our military who are putting themselves on the line every day to keep us safe. The fight against those who would do us harm continues today, and it is a fight we must carry out with the same determination that was so magnificently displayed by the heroes of 9/11.”
[Thanks to Scott Horton]
Let me get this straight. You honest to god believe that 9/11 was a false flag attack on the American people, perpetuated by the US government? You think that Uncle Sam, which in every other instance you decry as being too fucking retarded to know its ass from a hole in the ground, somehow pulled off an extremely complicated covert operation to attack it’s very own people, without being detected by our omnipresent media or leaked by some do-gooding whistleblower?
ARE YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PAINT-HUFFING RETARDED?
I would apologize for my language, but dear mother of god, I am absolutely beyond sick and tired of these idiots. It’s one thing to be an anarcho-capitalist and preach an ideology that just doesn’t work. Fine; that may make you stupid, but that’s okay. You may even be a neo-confederate, and while that’s kinda sorta not okay, and makes you retarded, that’s still lightyears better than what Lew Rockwell and his ilk are: a bunch of crazy homophobic bigoted anarchists who dare call themselves libertarians and pretend they are the only true prophets of the movement while decrying the libertarian presidential candidate who wants to cut military spending by nearly half a “warmonger” because he doesn’t follow their whacked out philosophy and then simultaneously regurgitate one of the most retarded and sickening conspiracy theories regarding one of the worst tragedies in American history that makes you look like a complete assclown.
To these guys I really have only one thing to say: Go Fuck Yourself and Get Out.
These guys are making the rest of libertarians look bad. They’re making us look like insane people, people who need to be locked up in a mental institution, the worst of the conspiracy theorists and lunatics. The fact that they call themselves libertarians, say they’re the only true libertarians, and then spout this crazy-ass shit actually endangers the overall mission of bringing liberty to America.
I’m a libertarian because I want to increase liberty in this country. I want to educate people that freedom is okay, it’s fine, and it’s nothing to be scared about. Freedom works, and it works well. But I can’t fucking do that when assclowns like Lew Rockwell are out there saying that he’s in the same group as me and wearing tinfoil hats and talking about false flag operations and how government nanobots in flouride attach to your teeth and let “them” read your mind. Kinda damages my credibility, and people don’t listen to folks with damaged credibility.
Not that it bothers Lew Rockwell’s crowd. They’re all disciples of THE ROTHBARD, who preached the HOLY LAWS OF PRAXEOLOGY, namely THOU SHALT NOT USE SCIENCE OR EMPIRICISM OR REASON, JUST YOUR OWN BELIEFS IN YOUR OWN NOGGIN, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE CORRECT BUT EH, FUCK IT.
So get the fuck out. Go get your own movement. Stop calling yourself a libertarian. You’re not so much a libertarian as a massive fromunda stain on the libertarian movement. If you really wanted liberty here, you wouldn’t say such stupid shit, but it’s clear you don’t care about that. You’re just another attention whore and shitstirrer, who cares more about your own self-aggrandizement than the greater cause of liberty. So get the fuck out, and don’t let the door wallop your pasty white ass.
In the meantime, people like me are going to talk like intelligent, rational adults, and articulate a clear vision for individual liberty in America. We’re not going to give in to conspiracy theories or crazy ideas that make non-libertarians shirk away or laugh at us. We’re going to actually do something useful and productive, while you slink back to your bunkers and wank.
P.S.: If you’re wondering why I didn’t offer a rebuttal, or an argument, against Lew’s claim of a false flag op, think about this: if an adult man came to you and starting talking about unicorns, would you entertain a long argument to explain to him that unicorns don’t exist? No, you would just say “Unicorns are fairy tales, jackass” and move on.
P.P.S.: And before you get it up in your panties that I’m kicking anarchists out of the liberty movement and being a tyrannical dictator bent on purity, first off, I’m not kicking out anarchists, just the Lew Rockwell crowd, and second, they’ve been saying minarchists like me aren’t libertarians for years. Folks in glass houses and flying stones and all….
P.P.P.S.: Okay, so it’s “David Kramer,” not Lew Rockwell himself. But it’s his website. It’s his crowd. It’s his group. And I bet Lew Rockwell would not disagree with any of that shit that Kramer wrote. So it’s still him (and besides, this invective was also aimed at his entire batch of followers, too.)